The comment of the night and I qoute from my drunk friend:
“Getting a straw stuck on your tooth is like getting spinal menagities. Because when you pick your nose and eat it, the boogers you pick get stuck to your spine and that’s how you get it”
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Laogai, the abbreviation for Láodòng Gǎizào, which means reform through labor, is a slogan of the Chinese criminal justice system and has been used to refer to the use of prison labor and prison farms in the People’s Republic of China. It is estimated that in the last fifty years, more than 50 million people have been sent to laogai camps.
One of the aims of these was the political and ideological reeducation (thought reform, coerce dissenters to embrace the Party and integrate as gears in it), reached through psychological torture and brainwashing.
Avatar is a cartoon for adults.
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I forgot to cat
Decided to dog.
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someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker
i do this in my dreams its’ RIDICULOUS….
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
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